Costcoutfit

An outfit made entirely of components purchased from Costco. Preferred to have visible Kirkland branding. Additional points for undergarments and accessories also being Costco-bought.

“I love your sweatshirt and earrings!”

“Thank you, it’s part of my latest costcoutfit.”

by Costco bitch October 28, 2023

Coach Victor

A guy who may have a learning disability who shouts random things and can't speak normal sentences. The most wholesome person you'll ever meet, his pastimes include telling people he's get them into the Hong Kong strip club and screaming play soccer during games.

Hey coach

Coach victor: Ahh I'm not used to this with my semi pros. Do we have all 18 balls?? (unintelligible gibberish) Anyways you're all great guys I'll take you down to the hong kong one day....

by Schlonglover03 November 4, 2023

Costco Whisper

Items not on your list, but Costco items "whisper" to you "but me" or "you need me".

I went in to Costco with 5 items on my list. I walked out with 15 items and spend $200 more than I should have spent after Costco whispered to me - buy me!

by The Omaha Greek December 21, 2023

Costco intellectual

A person who usually lives in a safe, liberal bubble who believes you can run the world as if it's a club designed to keep out poor people. They generally take edge case, nuanced scenarios, or things that can only be done in high trust systems and try to apply them to every situation.

Have you seen her instagram stories? She's such a Costco intellectual.

by IRainFall January 4, 2024

Coach’s Kid Syndrome

Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.

“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”

“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”

by Ratfaced January 10, 2024

Coach Saleh Victory

when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub

Sauce would have 2 pucks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.

by soggy bacon November 12, 2023

Coach Saleh Victory

when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub

Sauce would have 2 picks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.

by soggy bacon November 12, 2023