cumming corporation

A corporation that has groups of people who like cumming together and bond through their cum.

Cumming Corporation is committed to creating value for our clients through our proven expertise, and lasting relationships based on trust, reliability and results.

by BB910 August 3, 2010

Corporate Cunt

A football fan who who becomes sucked into the evil, corporate sponsored side of the game. Typical symptoms of a corporate cunt include:
- sitting in the posh seats
- going to pre-match 'hospitality'
- forgetting how to sing, chant and hurl abuse
- eating prawn sandwiches during the game
- being more interested in the bar than the game

"He used to be a proper fan. Since he changed jobs though he's become a right corporate cunt"

by Scroogey August 30, 2006

corpse

To describe a person whom is dead to you, who is disstasteful to you.

Wow, Arun is such a corpse.

by Antarctican Fuhrer March 17, 2005

corpse

A dilapidated human that appears to have been rammed in the rear hundreds of times by angry horses.

Look at that corpse over there...he can hardly walk!

Boss, I'm apologizing ahead of time for looking like a corpse--I had a late night.

"One who spoons with a corpse is one who feeds on the hay on which they previously shat." -Corpse Hunter

by colgatefreshyeaaa January 22, 2009

cannibal corpse

a really awesome band. pay no attention to lame motherfuckers like "larstait" and "sven" they are just haters. CANNIBAL CORPSE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the best death metal band around

by jj August 11, 2004

Corpromancer

A wizard who practices Poop Magic.

Chris: Bibbity Bobbity Poo!

Jackson: You nasty corpromancer, thou hast cast a level 10 turd spell on me.

by Billy Hornet March 31, 2009

corpse kiss

repeatedly kissing someone whose lips are closed and does not respond to them

Friend: Dude, did u makeout with her?
Other Friend: No, she like totally ignored me.
Friend: Awwww, that's what u call a corpse kiss.

by sparx92 June 23, 2009