Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
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darth vader condom

A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father
Girl: have you got protection

Boy: I got that darth vader condom

Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
by Daddy_piggy January 19, 2016
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spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
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vape condom

Cupping your palm over a vape tip to hit it so you wont catch STDs
Degen 1: no way you hit some random’s vape just like that bro
Degen 2: wym, I used my vape condom
by queefsmellLover December 22, 2023
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Condom smoker

It when u us the cum in the condom to smoke.
Dam bro u smoke the duck outta the cum u condom smoker
by Duskfuxker March 22, 2024
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Marshmallow Condom Syndrome

When a man nuts in a condom without knowing that he already nutted.
Vantron only lasted 20 seconds before he realized that he had Marshmallow Condom Syndrome!
by Wanklet November 23, 2022
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Condom Sewer

Another name for a rectum that sees a lot of penetrative sex, with or without a condom. Typically reserved for gay males but could be used for females/trans/non-binary etc.
I took on 4 guys last night, I’m such a condom sewer.
by Cam the mofuckin jam September 26, 2023
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