Condom Currency

A "Condom Currency" is a currency thats very weak compared with those from other countries.

"Why don't you buy it from X website?"
"They deal in international prices, can't afford it with condom currency"

by Lord of the Emus December 17, 2017

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wiener sockie wockies

"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.

by I love rïans feet December 24, 2017

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Condom Sewer

A girl who was formerly called a thot is now called a condom Sewer. As coined on internet famous stlr media... entertainment with no ceilings!!

That girl Candy Cane really gets around she's a total condom Sewer.

by Scamtram January 5, 2018

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Condom Suit

A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.

Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.

by Sammy Summers January 6, 2020

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Condom Quencher

A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.

Ronnie: What a fucking idiot John is, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, he's definitely a condom quencher.

by IMolestMyCatBecauseHeLikesIt March 28, 2020

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Corona Condom

What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.

I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.

No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.

by LuluBleu April 13, 2020

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