captain condom

A person who's father should have used a condom. Or defiantly should have pulled out.
Joe is such a captain condom. I bet his father wished he used one .
by Broutiful February 28, 2016
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pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza
hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"
by a waffle maker June 21, 2024
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kentucky condom

Aaron didn't have his latex so he made a Kentucky condom with his bandana
by Lord_chips September 23, 2017
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stuck condom

Oh no, I stuck condom
by Shrekjuice69 June 26, 2023
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Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
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darth vader condom

A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father
Girl: have you got protection

Boy: I got that darth vader condom

Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
by Daddy_piggy January 19, 2016
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spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
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