Clown Hat

A used colostomy bag that is turned inside out and worn on ones head.

Lisa was feeling classy, so she wore her clown hat to the wedding

by C H December 31, 2003

clown penis

The genitalia of a male clown. Originated in 1845 in South Africa, the Clown Penis is used as a derogitory word, often used to insult, mainly clowns and there penis'. Oblong in shape, the Clown Penis sometimes resembles a Magpie's penis, small, and thin in shape. Along with the Apetit, the clown penis is sometimes joined in a triangular formation called the Tri-Forge. In Bankok, the Clown Penis is a sign of nobility, strength and courage.

While going down on a fat chick when I was 5, I dropped my Churo, only to find a small clown penis slapping up against my cheek.

by Funtimecooltime July 15, 2006

clown cock

the act of placing a clown nose at the tip of your cock.

dude i gave my self a nice ass clown cock lastnight.

by jlorrriaaaaa April 26, 2010

clown face

To ejaculate cum on a females face after she has been successfully pleasured and happy. (i.e. painting her face white and leaving her with a smile)

I had a wild night with her last night leaving her with a clown face.

by S3K November 21, 2010

Clown Shoes

Describes a noun that is lame, of poor quality, or a general downer. Usually paired with an explitive.

Man, this war is f*cking clown shoes.

Damn that car is seriously clown shoes.

by Nate K. May 15, 2006

Clown Shit

The act of relieving ones bowels in a manor to humiliate, disrespect, or bring negative attention to another person or there property.

The act of using feces to destroy someones property or moral.

A form of civil dissobediance or passive agressive protest.

Military Specification or Mil Spec : Contents one clown shit for discrete placement in obvious location. For the porpose of less than lethal biological warfare.

"If he parks his car in my spot again I'm going to clown shit his hood."

"That pretentious ballwasher got his own parking spot. I'm going to take a clown shit rite whare he opens his door."

"It's been a month since our bathrroom has been cleaned. No papper towels no toilet papper no soap. So at lunch I went into the cooporate bathroom removed a seiling tile shit on it and replaced it to it's spot in the ceiling.

If nothing is done by next week I will take a clown shit in the bosses waste papper basket."

by Miserable Wretch November 20, 2011

Clown Tits

Clown Tits

-adjective

1. superb

2. such as to cause wonder, admiration, or astonishment

3. to inspire awe

"Oh my God, did you see his new sports car?"

"I know - that thing is fuckin' clown tits!"

by frostboy74 September 15, 2009