chronnoisseur

a connoisseur of the chronic

jack: does that chick get high?
teddy: are you kidding me? shes a straight up chronnoisseur.

by ismokewaytoomuchweed October 13, 2010

chronic attack

german grunge band from the 90's. destructional lyrics, not a very positive sound

Achronic attack is straight to the point - nowhere, straight from the heart, feeling nothing

by castaneda July 16, 2011

Chronic Failitosis

A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.

Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"

Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"

by chronic.fail October 27, 2011

Chronaphobic

Chronaphobic is the combination between Chronic, which implies marijuana, and claustrophobic, the fear of tight places. in other words, Chronahobic means to get "high" and get scared when you are in a small space.

"Dude, when we were hot boxing you car, I got really chronaphobic."

by mvlinklow August 17, 2011

Chrondola

Any gondola at a ski resort that is safe to smoke the herb on.

A ride up the gondola on which you smoke.

Hey man, let's hit the chrondola before we go to the terrain park!

by Snowchaser August 22, 2011

chrondomaniac

Pronounced (kron-doh-may-nee-ack)
A slang term for weed or marijuana, but not just any weed. Chrondomaniac is another word for chronic; very potent, high grade marijuana, generally with red hairs in it, no seeds and high concentrations of white or opaque crystals (trichromes). Chrondomaniac is grown under perfect conditions which makes the THC (marijuana's active ingredient) level go through the roof.

Can also be plural.

Check out this chrondomaniac I picked up on today.
When are we gonna smoke some chrondomaniacs?!

by miSsyeSka September 27, 2011

Chronic CTS

Chronic CTS or Chilly Titty Syndrome is the erect hardened nipples dur to a change in temperature

Did anyone else see Andrew's Chronic CTS yesturday in school. "those Tittys been just chillen out."

by rdbbdr October 5, 2011