chode mites

hairy furry bugs that come from the chode (Chode:You ; )
these bugs may, will bite and eat your chode flesh so make shore to have your chode coverd at all times, if you may pich a tent while watching an intence porn you will die.

SHIT Raul you got your chode mites all over me!
Raul: If you didn't have such a chode you would'nt have that problem!

by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008

chodemeleon

A person with a chode (Usually extra tiny) that can blend into their surroundings as not to arouse suspicion of their chode.

Dude1:Hey man did you see Ben?

Dude2:No he is totally invisible in that crowd.

Dude1:I know he is using is chodemeleon skills to blend in.

Dude2:He just doesn't want people to know that he has a chode.

by Ninja416 April 1, 2010

chode

member of the r/chodi subreddit

Chode : muh viraat kulcha khatre mein! librandus funded by george soros!1!1 wikipedia bad reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by 3xp0sed November 12, 2021

Crusty Chode

The scab that forms after your dick has been cut off at the base.

"I cut off my dick because my bitch wanted a crusty chode!"

by wafflepjs March 2, 2010

Giant chode

A big small penis. Someone so weird that they can be described with an apparent contradiction.

Josh is a giant chode.

by awmm May 21, 2015

chode

A short fat fucked up penis

James Hunt Has A chode

by James "The Chode" Hunt January 8, 2004

Chode

A penis longer then it is wide.

Thom: "Hey mom, why is my cock so think, but so short??"

Mom: " You have a chode thom, GTFO"

by mynamesbrandonagain September 15, 2009