Chicago Style Blowjob

When ya girl gives you a blowjob, but your ween is in a hot-dog bun with
Mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog).
Be careful with this one, no one wants to go to the hospital from a bit d*ck.

My girl was really hungry and I was really horny, so I let her give a Chicago Style Blowjob.

by NateTheOriginal June 2, 2017

the story chica

A girl that writes stories online.

She writes online, that makes her a story chica.

by theplainjane April 30, 2005

the chicago stomper

When having sex with a girl and you accidentally cum inside of her. You are worried about possible pregnancies, so you proceed to beat the girl to death with your penis.

I forgot to pull out of Cindy so I had to give her "the Chicago Stomper" to take care of it.

by brad early October 14, 2009

chicago shits

a massive amount of diarrhea, do in part to chicago style food.

Frank: "Yo, is Mark comin to class today?"

Matt: "Nah, he's got a mad case of the chicago shits."

by not false December 26, 2007

Chicago white sox

Gods children

and on the 7th day god made the Chicago white sox

by jfinna mac April 12, 2010

shame of chicago

Kanye West is the Shame of Chicago. He can't sing, can't rap, can't dance, can't act, and is only famous for being an asshat of epic proportions.

Along comes the first VMA award and it's the best lady music video. Taylor Swift wins and she looks shellshocked. She sputters and butters along and in a move worthy of Bewitched, the Shame of Chicago (aka Kanye) blings onto the stage, takes the microphone and says "I'm a let you finish" and goes on to say that Beyonce had the best video.

by sad for chicago September 22, 2009

Chica

Markipliers sweet puppy chick Bica 😍

Chica is best puppo

by MessMeDaddy May 1, 2018