Candy Head

noun or verb; The act of giving oral sex with a mouth full of candy. This expression was first epitomized by MC Chris in his rap song, "I want Candy".

Example 1.
Dude #1 ~Say Bro, Jane totally had a mouth full of dark chocolate swirling around in her mouth while she sucked my creamsickle.

Dude #2 ~Yeh dude, she hooked you up on some of that candy head, you lucky bastard.

Example 2.
Dude #1 ~That bitch had some damn peppermints in her mouth when she sucked me off! Felt like goddam broken glass.

Dude #2 ~Yeh bro, she's a total candy head.

by fknugly March 6, 2012

cotton candy

When you cum on her chest and she grabs your cock and swirls it around and then brings your cock to her mouth and sucks it off the candy stick

cotton candy

by cougar1969 April 3, 2010

rock candy

A VERY HARD PENIS! Sometimes a girl will add sugar to enlighten a blow job

yo Paco did you give your girl some rock candy?

by Heat seeker! T.C.S April 16, 2008

Candy rain

Candy rain is semen from a man's penis.

Oh my god girl taste that candy rain! Yo you got candy rain all over your face!

by fresh boy! November 25, 2016

Rape Is Like Candy

Rape is like candy, it's easy to take from babies and retards.

Originally Said by Tim Henson of the Distorted View Podcast. It's a meme among fans of the show.

Rape is like candy, It's easy to take from a baby.

by Kuja T November 28, 2007

chaddy daddy

Chaddy Daddy is the one of the most daddiest people on this planet. As soon as you see him you'll wish he was your daddy too. He's definitely a cuddler but he gets cranky pretty easy. Known to get freaky and will always tell you to "give it to me." Loves him some lil' boys #sayit.

Guy: "Guys I think that's Chaddy Daddy over there"
Me: "I wish he was MY daddy"

by Imthedirtiestdan April 23, 2018

Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.

Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.

by MOPNB May 12, 2008