This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 8, 2020
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Get the Chill in this cool chair in Jamaica mug.that one friend who loves books, art, and music. quiet sometimes, annoying sometimes, very supportive and openminded. Some psychotic tendencies, a few misspelled words here and there. uses incorrect grammar ironically. Depressed, introverted, extroverted, and most importantly, they know what ribbed means.
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Get the Psycho Chair mug.The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.
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Get the sitting chair mug.A chair that is not in use at the particular time it is being spoken about. Examples include folding chairs, reclining chairs, or chairs that one would not necesarily choose to sit in for comfortability.
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