Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.
The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.
by Mebegebo October 22, 2012
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christian coco

Christian is a total fuck head. if you are named this no one fucking likes you, you are a stupid fucking cunt and likes to eat fucking dick
that christian coco is a fuck head
by yeahnahfuckoff October 14, 2021
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mr christian

Mr Christian says he always watches us.”
“What a ducking nonce.”
by Adolfos Hitler October 24, 2019
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Armchair Christian

A person who projects their personal beliefs about Christ on another person without consideration of the other person's personal beliefs about Christ.
This is always done in a manner which does not promote unity within the "Body of Christ"
Earl, speaking to Carl as an "Armchair Christian" once again questions Carl's interpretation of the scriptures.
"See Carl, you've once again taken the whole scriptural passage out of context.
Jesus did not really say that the wine was His blood, and the bread was His body.
What Bible are you reading from Carl, the NIV or something?"
by Itstartstoday October 17, 2014
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christian-whore

When someone (usually of christian religion) “dates” a lot of people without actually dating them. Usually digitally.
“Oh have you heard about Ean confessing to another girl this month? He’s such a christian-whore.”
by dear.ellis April 29, 2023
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Hans Christian

Hans Christian, or more known as H-C is the funniest guy on the planet. He is very loving and would be the best boyfriend ever, but unfortionatly, he's just recovered from a broken heart. But he's on the hunt again looking for new meat. He is probably the whitest person you will ever meet, and he's always THAT Danish guy. If you meet him, you will see what he's like and agree with me. H-C is soon turning 15 and I know that beacuse there's apparently only one H-C in the world because this is one of the only descriptions of him. Some people call him fish, but I think he looks more like a stalion.
Don't ever argue with him, he is for Dalstrøget and his gang will come for you:)
OMG it's Hans Christian, can I get an autograph???
by Zlanton January 29, 2020
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Judas Christian

A Judas Christian is
Some one who has the form of Godlyness,
But they deny the power there of.
2 Timothy 3:5
Judas Christian

A stage performer, a hypocrite
by Pastor John marco April 21, 2020
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