Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat

Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore

by DickDurkley April 20, 2019

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When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.

I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.

by frosty dog October 01, 2019

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queen of the carpet

A dyke that will eat all the vaginas in the world. Usually with a lot of hair

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weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use

"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet

by ppsucker49 October 15, 2019

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Brown boy rizz that goes crazy,the cherries will do anything to be with you,including being ur side cherry and being your poes

AYY Dayyan got the magic carpet rizz 🔥

by Poopyface0909 November 13, 2023

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it's a phrase used to indicate that someone or something is making the problem worse.

today was a bad day, and you cheating is adding paint to the carpet.

by fizarolii February 06, 2022

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When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 29, 2021

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