Carl-Jo

The most handsome and sexy guy to ever do it. He also has a very big dick.

Juan ”Isn’t that Carl-Jo?”
John: “Yep, definitely is!”

by The greatest ever June 19, 2021

Peepin' Carl

A very creepy arborist, who employes sex offenders and trims your bushes in a manner to allow him to return later and peek in your winds and spy on you.

Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.

Homeowner: "why are these bushes trimmed like this?"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025

Carlness

The inner Greatness black Carls have.

Man my friend Carl has lots of Carlness.

by CaliguyThompson March 28, 2015

Big Hot Carl Energy

Confident enough to not let anyone know youve filled your pants. You either did it, or you did'nt.

Shannon couldnt make it in time to the toilet, lucky shes got that Big Hot Carl Energy.

by BigBrownPatty November 24, 2022

Air Carl

Air Carl is the act of enjoying when a person farts on you.

I need to warm up. Can you please air carl me.

by Workpeeps November 10, 2019

Carl

Carl is the future, he will be the hope of the people.

Your future can be anything you want it to be. Some things are within your control. You can decide to work hard and accomplish the goals you set for yourself. You can also decide to sit back and let life just happen. It's all up to you. Some things in life are out of your control, but you can control your reaction to these things. You can be happy with the things that are thrown at you and try to turn them into good things, or you can be discontented and let the chips fall where they may. It's all about choice. Your life and your future are whatever you make of them.

Carl is the best

by Craftyo321 December 1, 2019

carl rodney spencer

a guy who sweats out fortnite and has no friends

oh shit look at that guy he must be a carl rodney spencer

by carlsnumber1hater January 28, 2025