Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018

Cabbage

A dumb or stupid person thats annoying

Your a fucking cabbage jack

by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018

cabbage fanny

When a girl has a vagina that looks like a donor kebab

“Man I couldn’t have sex with her, she had a cabbage fanny!”

by Jowney February 26, 2018

Cabbage

Substandard; poorly performed; awful

We played like cabbage!

by deathrabbit69 March 3, 2018

Cabbagepunch

The act of attacking someone in order to deprive them of a large quantity of money.

Bill would have won the prize if he wasn't cabbagepunched at the last second by Tony.

by Free-Tshirts May 10, 2018

Cabbage

Used to describe something that is absolute shit.

Also caaaaabbbssss for emphasis.

"Luke's looking so cabbage today!"

"I have an exam tomorrow and I haven't shown up all year" "Fuck that's cabsssss!"

by Sanremo August 25, 2018

cabbage wrench

The common sex move between Hispanic and Indian companions of subtly hiding a 14mm wrenchs in two heads of cabbage. The couple then must proceed sit on one head cabbage each and the first to be penetrated by a wrench wins.

DUDE did you hear about Serena and Rohan?! Apparanetly their favorite move is cabbage wrench..damn.

by Chuck Charles’s September 8, 2018