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Captain Persassy

A very youtuber (5k subs rn) that makes lyric videos and tiktok compilations on book fandoms such as: kotlc, pjo and shadow and bone.

there is a certain mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos
by riaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 18, 2021
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Captain Russia

A guy with so much testosterone, heโ€™ll make anyone his bitch. Usually, he looks like this: ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ
Random #1: who would win in a fight; captain Russia, or _______?

Random #2: not even a question. Captain Russia.
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Captain crunch

Is a flirtatious word that is for sure going to get the love of your life. Can also be used a sex symbol. The word just flows off the tongue so smoothly. It's a good cereal to share with your loved one to get into that spicy mood. Just say captain crunch and you automatically get her wet. Mostly for the strong dominant males to use to show that they are dominant and not a small spoon.
Grason: oh shit that girl be looking juicy
Henry: go get her man!
Grason: wait but how brother?
Henry: just go up to her with a worm on the string and say Captain crunch
Grason: ight *does it and finds the love of his life*
*they got married instantly *
by Scumyscummyboi October 17, 2019
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Captain Steamer

The process of making stool in a cup and heating it in the microwave and pouring it upon someone
Dude i totally Captain Steamer ed her last night
by blaizacake May 23, 2012
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captain galbraith

a 1970s superhero known for his sarcastic comments and flatulent dog. he was discontinued in 2003 after the character came out of the closet. He is now happily married to Robert Page
by Adam Adamson May 13, 2008
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Captain Obvious

A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.
by ThatPyro September 16, 2015
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Captain Cook'd

To get so altered on either alcohol or drugs that you discover a new land, like the English navy captain that discovered Australia
James: so are we gonna get Captain Cook'd tonight?
Scott: yeah I feel like exploring
by Uncle Querncey November 18, 2017
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