A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.
"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."
by LastRealist August 29, 2023
Get the Cause Cannonmug. Person 1:“Damn, Dale’s been a real zoot cannon lately”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”
by B-Lee the Beta December 8, 2019
Get the zoot cannonmug. by Joy Sussy May 31, 2021
Get the Cannon Cmug. Slam cannon is when you take 80 Viagra and race it to see which happens first you die of heart attack or you fuck so hard your dick falls off.
by SansT.skeleton December 12, 2020
Get the slam cannonmug. Joe: I went to this party and there were people there who were Cannon Speenered there. THEN it got weird.
by Peter Grifinski February 12, 2010
Get the Cannon Speenermug. A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.
Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.
Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.
⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.
Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.
⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.
by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025
Get the Milwaukee Cheese Cannonmug. The act of (re)loading ammunition as powerful (in the gun community: "hot") as possible. Then proceeding to fire such ammunition. Usually done with handguns, hence the "hand."
Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.
Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.
John: I'm going to be hand cannoneering with my .50 AE Desert Eagle. Want to join?
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.
by Dash71101 September 3, 2019
Get the Hand Cannoneeringmug.