canadian bacon

forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close

I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon

by dev0 June 1, 2004

Canadian History

having a large beaver and/or badger claw up your rectum while singing "O' Canada" while masturbating to a picture of Queen Elizabeth in a bookstore.

Canadian History is a very common act in cooler climates

by ssustudent13 February 6, 2010

Canadian Mudslide

Raping a woman with fecal matter first before proceeding to rape her normally. Shit and all. Canadian winters were harsh and cold, so the Canadians had to warm the ass-pipe with shit before rape.

"I wanted to get my rape on, but it was so cold I had to use the Canadian Mudslide."

by Stanly Steamer October 25, 2008

canadian pizza

A poptart of any flavor with ketchup or catsup on top.

Poptart with Ketchup is the tasty canadian pizza I have ever had.

by takinglives August 19, 2008

canadian side

the bottom of your cock because it is closer to your asshole

lick the canadian side bitch

by dikkhed December 11, 2008

Canadian Left

When your playing lacrosse instead of switching to your stick to your left hand you use your right hand on your left side so your arms are twisted.

American Laxer: why do u do a canadian left its so much harder

Canadian Laxer: im to lazy to practice with my left hand

by humphrey dumpffffrey May 24, 2009

Canadian Carwash

When a girl sucks on both of a mans testicles at the same time

Dude my girl gave me a Canadian Carwash last night...

by The Void.Inc December 21, 2015