Pony Crank 

When You see someting SOOOOO horrable you are just paralized.

I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.

When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.

Pony Crank by Jake June 27, 2004

neck crank 

A neck crank is the act of applying friction with one's hand on the back of someone else's neck. This act is usually done in response to an idiotic remark or statement.

Person 1: "Cody Bryant is the best player in the NBA!"
Person 2: "His name is Kobe Bryant. That's a neck crank"
*Person 2 performs neck crank on person 1's neck.*

neck crank by whitestblackguy June 13, 2008

crank off 

to leave

to let loose with something or other

to shoot a gun

to relax, or chill

1-im bored, i feel to just crank off

2-im gonna crank off this fart straight into his hair

3-dont make me crank off this shooter

4-man1:wot u doin 2day?
man2:im just gonna crank off/im just cranked

crank off by big poppa smurf May 22, 2008

Crank Dat Batman 

When you skeet in a sleeping hoe's hair and mold it into the batman horns!

"You should see what I'm going to do to this hoe tonight, I will totally crank dat batman all up in her hair! She will be Pissed!!!!

Crank Dat Batman by The bombdiggitty June 23, 2008

cranking 

To Have Rough Sex With Someone.

He was absolutley Cranking that bitch!

cranking by phazel14 October 31, 2007

crank 

the best motherfuckin drug out there...

i love crank, do u love crank...got crank?

crank by N.S & J.S June 11, 2006

crank 

this word can mean anything you want it to.
cool ugly crazy fun

A: Did you go to Jordan's party last night?
B: Yeah man! It was crank as hell!

A: look at that ugly bitch over there.
B: yeah, shes crank.

crank by j-smet1717 January 16, 2008