Copasquatability

A woman's ability to squat anywhere with the intention of peeing without wetting her leg, jeans or shoes... (To hover)

Rhonda has amazing copasquatability. She has no problem peeing anywhere when we cruise the back roads.

by Junie Itsame August 1, 2013

cogstipation

When your thoughts just wont come out!
It's on the tip of your tongue
You know what you want to say, but your mouth won't co-operate
You're in the middle of having a thought, but it's stuck
A condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the brain of thoughts usually associated with hard drinking.

Whats that guys name?? uhhhhh???? It's.....???? can't think, cogstipation!

by Cogstipation October 21, 2013

coastal flooding

to excrete bodily fluid in a manner that floods over the waistline of your pants, skirt, or undergarments for the public to see.

Tomi: "Kehd, is Jenny having some wicked flow this month or what?"
Dominic: "Yea guy, look at that coastal flooding just washing out of her jeggings d00d."

by illy Wonka January 4, 2014

comasko

It is the word commonly used to shorten the phrase, "Come on, let's go!"

When in a hurry to get to the movie, mom would yell "Comasko" to get us out the door on time.

by Derdav May 17, 2014

Coasties

A series of exams taken by prospective Marine Engineers and Mates looking to earn their U.S. Coast Guard Unlimited Licenses. Normally taken by senior merchant marine cadets attending a Maritime Academy.

I've been studying for coasties for the past 2 months and am still scared as hell for the exam.

by Rangoras May 11, 2015

Coasterbate

The act of masturbating while driving down the road.

Truckers who are on the road for days or weeks at a time will often coasterbate to stave off boredom.

by Grogathor May 26, 2017

Coastal

Coastal denotes a lazy attitude and a go with the flow demeanour. It also can describe a state of mind as in "no fucks given"

Hey that guy just cut you off! Don't stress man I'm coastalas fuck right now.

Or
I need an answer here - I'm running out of time, why don't you guys don't care? We're coastal man.

by Memphis Meltdown October 27, 2017