cactapus

1. Often used in frustration, the term for that moment when the right word is somehow stuck in a way that it cannot be expressed and therefore results in either hilarity or embarrassment.

2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.

"Dammit! I keep having a cactapus!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."

"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"

by lolgirl607 March 6, 2012

cacatala

A retarded overgrown Filipino with who chews on rocks and is easily startled by traffic.

-worker 1 "dude, why didn't you go to work today?"
-worker 2 "I was on my way but I turned around, there was too much traffic."
-worker 1 "you're such a cacatala"

by jwanna man May 3, 2013

caca stuffing

Anal sex; the act of stuffing caca (poop) deep inside the anal cavity.

Dave was caught caca stuffing his boy friend.

by MasterMarksman January 1, 2014

cacocallia

The paradoxical state of being really ugly but you are sexually attractive.

"Do you like him ?"
"No, He's so ugly ,but I crave him so badly , I want him to fuck me hard ."
"So he's cacocallia?"
"YES PERFECT WORD"

by hollistergirl January 24, 2014

cacadick

When a man pulls his dick out of an asshole and it is caked with a layer of caca.

I was fucking my grandma in the ass, and after I came and pulled out, i had a serious case of cacadick.

by craplover3000 January 29, 2014

cacart

The combination of caca and a fart! Caca is Spanish and French for poop or dookie.

"Papí, I better go to the baño because I don't want to cacart en mis pantalones! Ayiiiii."

by Vato Loco 42 November 3, 2014

Cactus Sack

The prickly feeling you get after the hair has grown in on your scrotum after having shaved recently as the skin tightens up, especially when cold.

"Dude, after getting out of the pool, I ended up with the worst case of cactus sack. I couldn't sit down!"

by Lingly September 8, 2014