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double burrito

When you with a friend manage to put your dicks in a hoes mouth.
Extra points if you pull off both cheeks with your dicks.
— Let us put a double burrito there, honey.
— Hey, Mike! Im bored fucking her in the ass, come, see, I put one here, you put one there, remember that mexican restaurant?
— Oh, yeah, double burrito style!
by notsofasthoney June 17, 2019
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Burrito

It is a millenary technique which is to ingest a lot of alcohol and "empalidar" in fetal position.
Luis performed the "Burrito" at Kevin's party
by FakeHolocaust June 23, 2019
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Pug burrito

A very kind and loving leopard gecko also on laurdiy/Alex wassabi's channel of a despasito remix
I have a dope Pug burrito
by Taco <3 unicorns August 18, 2018
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Full half burrito

Someone who is completely insane. Also batshit crazy. A total lunatic.
Supporters of the Orange Liberation Party have lost all contact with reality, they've gone full half burrito.
by Parker Ripley January 10, 2021
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Tuna Burrito

(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.

"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."
"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."
by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024
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full burrito

"Just eat my ass"
"Dude no, that's only for my gf"
"Eww dude, I get eating pussy but going full burrito?"
by FullBurrito October 17, 2019
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Burrito Dough

Explaining a dish and forgetting the name of a torilla shell. Frequently used randomly to remind a person that there was actually a day that they forgot the word tortilla.
The cook made Mexican lasagna and instead of noodles, she used burrito dough layered with taco meat.
by Pseudo89 January 20, 2022
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