Side Burning

Judging or criticizing a man because of his side burns and/or facial hair.

Jordan: Look at that dude. He's a douche bag because he has a goatee.
Garrett: Dude, Stop Side Burning

by José Wanahumpalota December 15, 2011

muff burn

little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there.

I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.

by Cap'n Positive January 8, 2012

pith burn

The burning sensation on your lips when you start the peeling processs of a grapefruit, orange or lemon, by biting into it.

A Pith Burn tingles at first, then the oils hit your lips and linger for some fruits, quite awhile!

by ridesoft June 16, 2011

desk burn

The feeling of pain and/or ache in one's arms or wrist after spending a long period of time using a computer at an impractical desk with no room to rest one's forearm or elbows.

That wooden desk unit I bought off of the internet is awful. My arms have been sufferring from desk burn for hours.

by Ro01 October 12, 2011

Diction Burn

When the dick is too rough and maybe a bit spikey and it leaves you sore in your anus or vagina.

Fucking hell, Rohan gave me some mad diction burn last night, I'm gonna be buying sudocreme for weeks!

by TeapotSopie April 18, 2018

Burnie Burned

When you are utterly betrayed by one of your family members or closest friends.

I got Burnie Burned by my kids when they made me see that stupid Emoji Movie with them.

by Chris617M August 5, 2017

Back burn

To give yourself more shit than others around you. You're in control of the level of torment others give you. Just like a bushfire, a well executed backburn helps contain out of control fires! So to does backburning yourself during a conversation, It helps prevent more shit giving from mates.

Person 1: what's with the pink shirt? You look gay as fuck!
Person 2: well, I love dick
Person 1: haha...you fuckhead

Person 2 has successfully back burned to prevent Person 1 giving more shit!

by Dosep December 26, 2018