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Boomer wrap

The protective plastic film found on appliances and other products when they are new. Older people leave it on the item to "preserve" the product. Serves no real purpose and ends up making the dials on microwaves, stovetops, etc. difficult to read over time.
"John, why does your granny leave the plastic film on the stove screen?"

"Ah yes, don't mind her. She always leaves on the boomer wrap."
by dyln290 January 12, 2023
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Boomer

You are a boomer
by Fortnite Jesus November 19, 2019
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suma satsuma boomer loomer

someone who spends their life horizontal and helps young brown men with disney quotes on their walls. Live their destiny to become a IT technician at Microsoft.
My friends mum is such a suma satsuma boomer loomer.
by sirbradnickthe5th February 4, 2022
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Fart Boomer

Boomer's who look like/sound like someone farted in their cereal.
by TheHugeFartEgg December 8, 2022
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Boomer

An Old person that about 52 to 47yrs old who never really has any idea what they're talking about and never have good advice. Boomers are known for there infamous catch phrases such as: "Do you ever put that thing down?", "When I was your age...." And "Back in my day....".
These old fukers rlly need to shut the fuk up.
1. "Ok Boomer."
2. "Shut the fuck up Boomer."
Old Fuck Baby Boomer Ok Boomer Boomer Alert
by ThatWierdGayPieceOfShit December 29, 2019
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Big boomer boy breaden

That kid is is such a big boomer boy breaden
by Jshshxhdhsh November 12, 2019
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Esoteric boomerism

The set of behaviours and beliefs that boomers gravitate towards when they lose touch with the non-boomer world.
Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is

Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience
Did you hear that Mike's grandparents charge them for Thanksgiving dinner while expecting them to fly to their mansion in California?
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism
by Miss_chievous December 22, 2023
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