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bodge

"X-rated demon that lives in my head. Hungry for bodge and he wants to be fed" - Ozzy Osbourne
by Goon December 23, 2003
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Bodge

To take have a shit but keep it in just enough so you can use your but muscles to have anal sex with yourself. Poo masturbation. You need a good diet to have a nice bodge; if your poo is too soft it will break up, too hard and there will be chafing.
"I just had an amazing bodge this afternoon."
"Johnny's bodge consistency was not solid enough, therefore it fell apart on the intake."
by Katie Br February 23, 2009
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boogedy

n. - 1. ugly; unattractive 2. adverse; negative
That's a boogedy chick right there, yo!

This is a boogedy situation, kid!
by "Cool Aaron" Taylor November 13, 2007
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Booger Wolf

Nasty, ugly female that rapes you while your intoxicated hiding in the closet.

Clinical word for gangster whore.
I noticed Jeremy is in the closet. Let’s send ole Booger Wolf to hook him up.
by El Ray Sundrop July 19, 2018
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Bogger Boy

Person who doesn’t know how to wheel his Jeep off-road but has huge bogger tires to compensate for his small penis and axels. Tells other wheelers how to ride. Also may call himself a trail guide but cuts out at the first difficult obstacle on the tail. Largely known as Mudders by other Jeepers.
Did you see bogger boy conquer that hill? Nope I didn’t even realize he was on this trail ride
by TheShowgirl August 13, 2019
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wooly booger

an amalgamation of feces and toilet paper that clings to anal hairs after wiping. . .also know as a 'dingleberry'
I need to wipe better. . .I found five wooly boogers in the shower this morning.
by John Schiro December 14, 2008
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booger eater

"Look at the booger eaters at the play ground"
by sick mick December 12, 2004
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