blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.

Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.

by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018

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Buffing blue

Auto-erotic asphyxiation slang term

I almost died last night buffing blue.

by Extremeatheist August 20, 2013

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Blue Tuba

When the over excitable seaman preforms oral sex on the rest of the crew when they cross over the tropic of Capricorn or cancer while hiding in the dorade vents of a ship.

Hurry up! Davey from the Navy is manning the BLUE TUBA on the overnight watch tonight. You want to get in line early before the Boston Lockjaw gets tired and stops clenching.

by reddevil12553 June 27, 2023

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Bacon Blues

Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.

Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.

Joe: Gee, Tim looks pretty depressed.

Rick: He has the Bacon Blues.

by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010

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blue heater

Viagra. A blue tab that causes a raging a raging boner

Hey man, do you have any of those blue heaters? I'm gonna bang this 'ol girl and want to have an erecting that lasts 4 hours with a sudden loss of vision and hearing.

by Hhhhhhssltf709 February 19, 2017

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