BLUE DIAMOND

A deep depression that occurs as a result of realising that any wealth or success you have ever, or will ever achieved is a result of the efforts of your father.

Those guys are really showing off about their business success, but in reality they inherited a Blue Diamond from their dad.

by Suck a Fkwit August 28, 2022

Blue romance

Romance between two boys when it becomes sexual.

Tyler ithink our bromance is about to become a blue romance cos youre rod is gay.

by Frankdatank12 October 31, 2019

blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.

Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.

by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018

email blues

The emotion felt upon hitting the "get mail" icon and finding you have no mail or have only spam

Often results in depression or anger

"got the email blues, why do I never recieve any email? I hate Thunderbird"

by Baggyeyes April 21, 2008

Blue Stew

The blue liquid in port-a-potties that are long overdue for a cleaning. So the fecal/urine mixture resembles a blue beef stew.

Don’t use that port-a-potty, the guy never cleaned it so it’s a blue stew buffet.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

Buffing blue

Auto-erotic asphyxiation slang term

I almost died last night buffing blue.

by Extremeatheist August 20, 2013

Blue Unit

A can of Busch Light: one of the worst beers on the planet according to BeerAdvocate. It is customary to bring, an absurd amount of, your own Blue Units to any and all family gatherings and drink them by yourself. Begin the beer drinking session by shaking a family member's hand "New Melle Woodcutters style". Continue to drink the Blue Units until you start beginning new sentences half way through the sentence you're currently on during conversation. Do not finish drinking the Blue Units until they are all consumed.

Hey Garrett look, Bob brought a personal cooler of Blue Units to Thanksgiving. Let's watch him pound them all and start telling weird stories that he doesn't finish.

by FakeShizupple December 15, 2016