The act of placing a blanket in a dryer, therefore making it warm. Then, your partner takes a dump into a sock. You are placed on an ironing board, and secured using the now hot blanket. Your partner then beats you with the shitty sock and jerks you off.
by Anonymous2882 December 9, 2008
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a cross between blazed and baked. It comes only to one whom has induced a substantial amount of marijuana upon themselves.
dooodd im so blaked right noww!!... heheehhe
by jigen8 February 15, 2010
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The act of a woman wearing a strapon dildo and having anal intercourse with a man as he lays on his back with his legs in the air, all while she strokes his penis in such a fashion that the ejaculate is aimed at the man's face.
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The act of a woman wearing a strapon dildo and having anal intercourse with a man as he lays on his back with his legs in the air, all while she strokes his penis in such a fashion that the ejaculate is aimed at the man's face.
When my girlfriend walked in with that giant dildo hanging from her crotch, I knew I was about to get a blakenbaker.
I really love blakenbakers, just not the taste of my own semen.
Some slut wanted to give me a blakenbaker, so I punched her in the head.
Blakenbakers are quite unpleasant.
I really love blakenbakers, just not the taste of my own semen.
Some slut wanted to give me a blakenbaker, so I punched her in the head.
Blakenbakers are quite unpleasant.
by Tacud June 1, 2010
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I wish I could be a Blake.
by hhood September 15, 2015
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