"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!

This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...

by QuacksO November 11, 2018

Bedford ma

Bedford is a small ass town that no one knows. Although you can drive through the town in ten minutes during the day, when there is traffic, you will want to die in the 50 minutes car ride across town. Here you can find 11 nail salons within a two minute walk of each other. You could also come to our crappy highschool and get a terrible education and probably end up doing drugs or drug deals that occur in plain sight. To make it better, you could play for an awful sports team and have no chance at getting into a good collage. Come and meet some of the worlds worst people and teachers .

A: “I need my nails done.”
B: “Come to Bedford Ma. We have 11 places to get our nails done even though u can drive through the whole town in 10 minutes, and it’s one of the smallest towns in Ma.”

by BedfordOof December 5, 2018

Before face

The face you make directly after intercourse when your partner leaves you unfulfilled sexually.

My face was the same before and after sex. Sucks to be before faced.

by Only2cm January 1, 2019

Baffoe

The absolute last bit of a sigaret or something else. The last bit of sigaret or something else is called Affoe in Dutch. The affoe of an affoe is called baffoe.

1. Throw that sigaret away! It is a baffoe!

2. Stop smoking that joint, it is a baffoe.

by alliance_043_cjesper February 12, 2019

Beefophidlia

A sadistic crackhead who prays on the vulnerable

I can’t believe he did to Monika.that is so Beefophidlia

by Longsight anson June 3, 2019

befooled

To be fooled or to fool someone.

Ha!ha!ooh!its 1st April,I got befooled,Man am such a PRICK!

by Dare horse April 26, 2019

Beefolious

It's when you have beef with someone but it's so much beef that it's amazing and even more shady then normal beef and it's also like here's the tea but like here's the beefolious

Abby and I's fight was so beefolious

by Beefolious July 31, 2019