by Lil' Bean Muff January 2, 2009
Get the bean machine mug.When you get an errection (usually after waking up) and the tip of your penis pokes through the front of your pants, underwear, or both.
today when i woke up my morning wood ended up being a massive bean sprout.
it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.
it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.
by BeefyCarrot October 18, 2011
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Get the bean juice mug.by Scotengus June 17, 2010
Get the Bean Cat mug.Bill went to sit down and abruptly jumped up screaming.
Tom: What's wrong?
Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!
Tom: What's wrong?
Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!
by the madbanana September 24, 2010
Get the bean cushion mug.A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.
"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"
by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012
Get the Bean Omelette mug.Someone or something that defies the laws of logic or reality: through its perception, literallyfreaks ones bean (mind)
The idea of the Higgs boson literally freaks my bean.
Taking acid and watching Montell is a bean freaker.
Taking acid and watching Montell is a bean freaker.
by TLiT July 18, 2012
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