bean machine

a tool used to stimulate and pleasure females mostly.

Hunnie do you want to use your bean machine in bed tonight?

by Lil' Bean Muff January 2, 2009

Bean Sprout

When you get an errection (usually after waking up) and the tip of your penis pokes through the front of your pants, underwear, or both.

today when i woke up my morning wood ended up being a massive bean sprout.

it was so awkward when my mom woke me up today, i had an awful bean sprout.

by BeefyCarrot October 18, 2011

bean juice

After anal sex, a leakage of sperm and poo

i bean juiced all over my sheets after being taken up the arse

by jamie farrell May 13, 2005

Bean Cat

(Bean Smacked) adjective. An Individual that abuses illegal substances.

Andy did you see that Bean Cat over there?" "Holy Shit he is totally Bean Smacked!

by Scotengus June 17, 2010

bean cushion

the act of crushing ones testicles while sitting down

Bill went to sit down and abruptly jumped up screaming.

Tom: What's wrong?

Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!

by the madbanana September 24, 2010

Bean Omelette

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012

bean freaker

Someone or something that defies the laws of logic or reality: through its perception, literallyfreaks ones bean (mind)

The idea of the Higgs boson literally freaks my bean.

Taking acid and watching Montell is a bean freaker.

by TLiT July 18, 2012