Brian Carlson

The act of being self deceived; thinking one is "pro" at life.

So what's Thomas been up to lately?

Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.

by Thomas Brooke June 27, 2009

two bucket brian

The ability to eat two buckets of popcorn in one short movie. with a diet coke.

I cant believe he pulled a two bucket Brian.. and didn't share..

by smellmyface January 17, 2008

two bucket Brian

when someone takes an excessive amount of something

Look at how much popcorn Jay has. He is acting like a two bucket Brian.

by Csine January 18, 2008

[Boxing Brian]

When you use your cock to slap a whore repeatedly in the face. Then you cum in her eye and throw her on the streets with no clothes.

"Ay dude, you know that whore I was with last night? I gave that bitch a Boxing Brian."

by PimperBrian October 16, 2008

brian witmer

Beefaroni

Brian Witmer has a big cock in men's assholes

by brian's friend February 28, 2014

Brian Sullivan

really nerdy guy that has bad luck with houses and hair.

brian sullivans house burnt down while at comi con

by bitch getter 94 August 18, 2014

tossing brians

Getting so angry that hate and obscenities fall from your mouth without control.

You fucking goddam game how dare you fucking pull that shit i'm going to hate fuck your mothers corpse- tossing brians

by Komissar November 5, 2014