hump attic

a person who will hump ANYTHING

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks

by me duh44 October 16, 2023

basement attic

An attic that looks like a basement. usually with tiles over hardwood. This is ware they keep the girls to pretty for the basement. Ware they hide bodies in the floor. Aka the basement attic could be the main floor as well.

The killer hid the bodies in the basement attic floor.
This one is too pretty put her in the basement attic master.( Master bedroom privileges).

by Slavegirl March 4, 2024

Dirty Atticus

A man who ejaculates into a porcupines anus and sucks it through a suction tube while beating his cock at light speed with no protection.

My buddy went down to the desert and was pulling a dirty Atticus all night

by The molestar March 8, 2024

drug attic

This is when you are at the peak of your drug addiction hence you are in the attic of the house of your addiction. You can get no higher with your addiction and it is fabulous! It's not fabulous at all. You're a drug addict and your life revolves around drugs and nothing else matters as much…

Tony: "Hey! Jimmie is a mess! He can't break away from the H or the F or the C. He's a total addict. We gotta help him!"
Petey: " I got an idea. We'll help him. He's in the drug attic stage. It's now or never. We'll help him, but first I gotta get to the horse track, pick up some scratch off's, and watch three straight hours of porn on my phone in my car. I'll be over."

by von groovy September 17, 2024

The Attie Special

When a couple is about to climax, the female gets under the family dog and proceeds to get fucked by the dog, the male then sticks his penis into the dog. The dog must be small, have white hair, and black shit around its eyes.

Cmon baby lets go do " The Attie Special" with Katsumi

by Echos_glit January 13, 2025

The Attie Special

When a couple is about to climax, the female gets under the family dog and proceeds to get fucked by the dog, the male then sticks his penis into the dog. The dog must be small, have white hair, and black shit around its eyes.

Come on baby lets go do "The Attie Special" with Katsumi

by Echos_glit January 13, 2025

arkansas atomic bomb

man eats spicy food and shits his atomic bomb into his partners mouth. she then gives a blowjob to her partner until the shit goes down her throat. after it gets digested she shits it back out

me and my girl just did the arkansas atomic bomb

by jacksonmunn224 February 27, 2025