Yelling at the Eggs 

Pointless, futile, fruitless; An exercise in futility; exerting useless effort; a contemporary update of "pissing in the wind."

i.e, standing in front of a microwave oven, screaming "Hurry up!!"

Etymology: the October 2009 declaration of CDC Director Thomas Frieden, regarding the slow growth and rollout of H1N1 vaccines which are incubated in eggs: "Even if you yell at the vaccine strains, they don't grow faster."

The Board of Directors has already made up its mind. You can go in there if you want to present your side, but I'm telling you, you'll just be 'yelling at the eggs' if you do.

Yelling at the Eggs by Professor Al October 26, 2009

droppin the kids off at the pool 

in other words it's taking a shit

ben: Dude you've been in there for like 15 minutes, wat are ya doin? droppin the kids off at the pool?

droppin the kids off at the pool by hanglestein July 13, 2010

Shift at Thorntons 

A way of telling people you need to defecate quite a lot of matter without being overly disgusting.

Hey guys I will be right back, got a shift at Thorntons.

Shift at Thorntons by Welshasian February 22, 2012

Looking At The Bricks

To look at a female's ass as they walk by a brick wall and then pass it off as looking at the bricks.

Friend 1: *checks out girl's ass as they walk by a brick wall*

Friend 2: "dude you were totally looking at that girls ass!"

Friend 1: "no way man, I was just Looking At The Bricks"

Looking At The Bricks by hinderpedo April 25, 2013

cookies at the fair

A common expression that indicates an item is being handed out in large quantities. Comes from the fact that cookies are frequently handed out at fairs.

That company hands out bonuses like they are cookies at the fair

cookies at the fair by cribbage_lover January 22, 2014

pulling tricks at the truck stop 

a) ( used as a phrase or as a noun): what a teen girl from the Southern US might tell you in a chat room if she isnt proud of her minimum wage job or has a second job, i.e an illegal job that is, if you know what I mean.

b) for an adult female in the southern US (minus Texas and Florida) to actually work a second job as a prostitute at a truck stop in order to supplement her income from her minimum wage job.

Whereas pulling tricks at the truck stop, definition a) may act ually be a coded message by a teen girl to tell you that she does indeed have a second job, i, e selling drugs, pulling tricks at the truck stop, definition b), when said by an adult female, may not be as offensive as you might think; an adult woman with a minimum wage job who doesn't feel that she is making enough, should have the right to decide whether or not she will prostitute herself or not, as long as she doesn't do drugs or excessive alcohol on top of her minimum wage job and 'legal prostitution'

pulling tricks at the truck stop by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2016

broad at the beam

Big butt

She's very broad at the beam

broad at the beam by slurpyslime May 31, 2017