dicking around

fooling or fuckin around with some one or something

"dude stop dickin around"

by Mern October 30, 2003

I'd turn around for that

... is a phrase stating that you feel something is worth your time and attention. The phrase stems from the concept of the popular television show The Voice, where judges had to turn their chairs around to express an interest in a particular singer.

me: Did you see the new girl?
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: Uh... good to know. So... she seems really cool.
my friend: ... (crickets)
me: Ok... So... what do you want to get for lunch. I was thinking about trying the new place on the corner of Baldwick.
my friend: I'd turn around for that!
me: STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT!

by JGuy The Great! July 16, 2011

Quit Dickin' Around

When your JV lacrosse coach gets mad at you for messing around in the weight room, and he feels the need to yell and/or call you to the endline.

Coach Thom: "Hey Wooten! Quit dickin' around and get your tail on the end line!"

by kyle_dude40 May 12, 2013

piss arsing around

Conducting ones business in a less than orderly manner somewhat in the opposite of regimented. Acting the cunt.

He was completely piss arsing around like some sort of cunt.

by Jay_Guevara March 18, 2016

Around the back stranger

The action of numbing ones hand and reaching around the back and through the thigh gap in order to masturbate your genatles.

One really good way to masterbate is by doing the around the back stranger.

by Jakingoff6969 January 16, 2014

Around the world

When a male is engaged in an orgy (whenever this may be...in real life if you're a porn star or your fantasies if you're anything less) and about to come, he pulls out and jerks off until the crucial milky explosion. Then during the burst, the man spins around and around as quick as possible and gets sperm everywhere. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE WITH POOR BALANCE OR INNER-EAR INFECTIONS.

Some people talk about the story "Around the World in 80 days" and they call the men in the story geniuses and men of courage. I'd like to shake their hands. 80 days straight of going around the world, and they're still alive. God Dammit, that is AMAZING.

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008

reel around the fountain

An early eighties term referring to male oral sex, popularised in the smiths song of the same title.

Reel around the fountain, shove me on the patio, I'll take it slowly. A-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-ho.

by Dzoldzaya December 24, 2006