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Andre

Andre is a man who will most definitely catch your eye. It could be in a dark club full of people, but somehow you can't stop looking at only him. His vibrant energy is so contagious and radiates for miles. He's the kind of guy that you'd think only existed in books written by women. His uniqueness is rare but once you're in his life, you're in for the long haul. Though being in it for life might sound scary, he makes it easy. He's a person of depth and he's not someone you get bored of. Despite his fuckboy looks, he's actually a bundle of husband material with a great sense of humor and a great dick.
"If I were to give any more men a shot, it would have to be an Andre"
by AndresMyMaster November 24, 2021
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Quiet methodical person. Eyes always look like they’re sad or planning something. Able to join any friend group. Kind of reminds people of sangwoo
Andres looks like he’s gonna kill someone.
by Dirty rug27 November 9, 2020
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Ugly ass beaver headed boy who likes cat fishing.
Andres is a beaver headed nigga
by Dead Inside Boy March 15, 2020
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His words might be confusing at times but when he starts to speak; it's a an expression of truth and heart. His smile so comforting, it radiates a warm energy of peace and comfort. His face so pretty, I can't even explain how I'm in love with it. His choice of emojis so random, it sure will leave you dumb founded. His humor, it's too much, too funny, too smart. His brains, so sexy I'm guessing I'm a sapiosexual. His existence, I anticipate that his absence questions my presence.
I like you, Andre.
I like you a little bit more, Andre
by jaybee 👹 November 23, 2021
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Bro you're being a real Andre right now
by Eclipse22 June 26, 2019
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Andre 3000

A variation on the Andre 3000mL, a running race/drinking game in which the participants run a 3000m race (AKA the "Metric 2-mile") and must finish an entire bottle of Andre 3000 champagne between starting and finishing the race.
"You ever done a Beer Mile?"

"Nah, but I'll whoop your ass in the Andre 3000!"
by stevo5 April 30, 2025
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Andre is easily one of the cringiest names there is, if not the cringiest.
Did you see Andre today? He was looking very cringey in those grey sweatpants
by hubert hubie November 13, 2019
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