Alpha Phi

Also known as A-Phi, the most contagious, disgusting, and harmful sexually transmitted disease there is. There is no cure for the A-Phi, however most victims are confined to one house to quarantine the virus as much as possible, however they tend to sneak out and whore around on weekends. Puts herpes and the clap to shame. Usually the symptoms are: stupidity, slutiness, increased waist and ass size, bad breath, low standards, and increased subjection to other STDs.

He was banging an Alpha Phi, probably woulda had to replace the door anyways to get all those APhi germs off of there!

by flooooooo0o0o July 7, 2010

alpha male

The epitome of male class. Makes trashy little asshole frat daddies that treat women like shit look like absolute garbage. Loves his woman and his mother. Runs any party and knows how to keep it going 'till 4 in the morning. Despises saggy pants because "they make you look like an asshole". Can come off as obnoxious, but can be a proper young man when you get to the roots. Gives his woman the utmost respect and whatever she wants and needs. Treats his friends like family. Cigarettes? Too douche-y. The occasional cigar is classy enough for him, with a little Jack. Women are drawn to him while men admire him. Douchebags and anyone who treats women like dirt are jealous of him. He has longer relationships than 90% of frat daddies and would never lay his hands on a woman, especially his mother, sister, girlfriend, or wife. Famous alpha males include George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hugh Jackman, Mark Wahlberg, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, James Dean, and Peter Evans.

DAMN! Dylan is a total alpha male. That is sexy.

by BabydollDame22 May 17, 2016

Alpha male

Man of the house. The most powerful male of a certain group of males, and gets by far the most tang of any of the males in that group. Dominant. Most women resent his forceful authority, but they do what he says anyway because they are most likely very aroused.

Teenage son: "I'm the alpha male of this house. Paps has gotten too damn old."

Father: "boy, go fetch me the goddamn newspaper 'fore I come on over there and whoop ya like I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before!"

Teenage son: "yes, master."

by GodofUniverseSon June 7, 2016

Alpha Male

Another word for being a cool kid.
instead of uncool you are beta male and instead of cool you are alpha male.

90's
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw:
Guy2: That's so cool bro!

21Century:
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw.
Guy2: That's so alpha bro, you are da real alpha male!

by avjvel3jfi3fq3 September 8, 2016

Zulu Alpha

Naval terminology. To achieve air-tight integrity of the ship's citadel. To achieve air-tight integrity of your arsehole after a night of lager and curry. To prevent a "sharting".

You going to be ok carrying the Queen mothers coffin after last nights run ashore chef? - Don't worry lads, my aft funnel is at Zulu Alpha.

by Pussers Dust August 14, 2010

Alpha Beta Omega Sigma male

A problem made by cishet men for cishet men just so they have a reason to complain while being privileged.

"My life is so hard I'm a Beta male"

Alpha Beta Omega Sigma male

by hezounslizoun February 7, 2021

Alpha Male

When a person puts down another person in an attempted to keep a higher status in a certain activity/subject

Person 1: *acting funny*
Person 2: *Does something funnier*
Person 1: Dude whats wrong with you? Your such an idiot, dumbass douchebag, screw off.
Person 2: Don't Alpha Male me, you can't be the only one.

by TheMrTaco February 15, 2013