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american african 

An african who has taken on all the culture of a an african american.Has devloped an american twang that any Texan would be proud off and always mistakes lagos with las vegas Talks about popping a cap in your ass when not long ago i was buying "feed the world" to keep the kid in grain and sacks for clothes. Calls himself bob and the 30 other names and alias he may have in order to be one step ahead of uncle sam Can be found in any internet cafe anywhere!!!! rarely found in a voting booth
Hey man how ya doing? AM Hank oudisieudi-gambirti- Williams am a american african
american african by dmgw February 26, 2007
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Native African American 

The genetic inheritance of the off spring of a runaway slave and an American indian . . . the legal word used to describe this genetic mix is "freedman"
The Cherokee Indian Nation is currently attempting to remove all Native African Americans from citizenship in the nation.

Crazy African 

Someone of the African descent acting insane or raging in anger.
Jimmy's report card has 2 F's on it. Jimmy's mom sees the grades. Her thoughts on this are...
"How the h*ll did you f*cking fail two d*mn subjects? IF YOU EVER FAIL ANY SUBJECT AGAIN, YOU WILL DIE!!!!!"
Jimmy's mom = A crazy african

french african dude 

One that is not from France he actually pretends to be, having a french accent. He acts like he wants to be friends with you immediately when really he wants to get inside your pants. He acts acceptable to your parents. He usually goes for the nice young girls and says he's in his 20's but really hes like 45.
Hey dad this french african dude wants to be friends with me I think he wants to get inside my pants.

South African Flapjack 

When a man cums on a woman's bare chest while outside on a hot day. The semen is then allowed to dry in the hot sun.
While having sex on a deserted beach, John decided not to cum inside Veronica, but instead to give her a South African flapjack.
South African Flapjack by B Kelly August 26, 2006

The African Tumbler 

Just after ejaculating from sex with a woman you do not want a relationship with, you throw her down the closest stairs and leave. This is effective to pull off the one side desired "one night stand".
Me and this girl i met at a club were getting serious and after i finished i performed The African Tumbler to ensure no further relationship would occur.

Central African Republic

The best country ever. The absolute best. The people here are pvre 89 ft tall ultra mega strong gigachads BVLLS like greghannison. 56ft cock average. We are way better than dumb Uz*ekistan. Uhh I’m vomiting at the mention of the name. Uzbekistan is so dumb and gay. It is literally the dumbest and gayest country on earth. I hate Uzbekistan. Mother fuck all Uzbekistan and kill all Uzbekistan. Genocide Uzbekistan and nuke it. Bosnia too. But not Bolivia. Bolivia is ok.
Below is the weakest Central African Republican