When a long hard turd gets stuck in your toilet and wont flush.
Chad was just in the mine site toilet and left behind an african diver.
by SKCDMKGD December 26, 2019
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When a white male rubs his whole body on an Africans butthole more specifically the head, then proceeds to put his whole elbow in the anus
Ay bro! Wanna pull of the olAfrican Shoelace?”
by Massiveimnotlying May 25, 2022
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When you pound an asshole till it gapes, then dip your balls in it
Hey, would you like me to African tbag your ass?
by Mbfrankenstein August 18, 2019
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When 2 predominantly black men spit in each others mouth when in dire need of water.
I’m gonna die let’s give each other an African spitjob.
by Luckypickle543 May 2, 2022
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When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times
Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2
by Fireguy47 October 4, 2018
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French person who comes from Africa, pretends to be French enough to not be kicked out of Paris. Often black, sometimes white.
Rory is such an African Baguette, speaking in French despite being Zimbabwean.
by geekyd August 3, 2019
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Discovered by the first Englishman to set foot in south africa originally an ancient tribal dance which now has been transformed into a unique way to drink sambuca black or white in true post-apartheid south african tradition. The steps are as follows:-

(1) Take a knee
(2) Place shot in mouth( as tempting as it is dont swallow yet or you miss the best part)
(3)Swish the sambuca around in your mouth like mouth wash
(4) Gargle
(5) now the most important part swallow and breathe in really deep
(6) stand up with a smile. Nelson would be proud of you.
Mate ive know you for 2 years and you still dont realise i dont like sambuca why do you insist on buying these south african toothbrush shots!!
by Jopps December 8, 2013
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