Tennessean Stone

Trying to ejaculated while passing a kidney stone, creating a bloody semen mixture.

I was passing a Tennessean Stone last night.

by CrispyCris12035 October 16, 2021

Stone Sleep

That sleep when you're high as fuck and having the sickest dreams of your life.

Dad: "Jimmy I know you smoked last night"
Jimmy: "What? How did you know?"
Dad: "...Well I came into your room to tell you I was home, and then I couldn't wake you up. Looked like you were having some pretty good dreams. That's stone sleep for ya"

by alexfromtarget November 12, 2014

Stone Face

A drinking game which consists of taking 3 shots of alcohol with each shot increasing in alcohol content. The objective of the game is to not react while taking the shot (gagging, coughing, spitting it out) or they’ll be eliminated. The game ends when either only player remains or all players that made it past the third shot.

Jack: hey dude, let’s play Stone Face
Grave: good idea, I’ll get the drinks
Jack: let’s see how you do this time, if you can get past the first shot
Grave: fuck off

by Chuckles the Clown of FOS January 29, 2023

Stone Cheeks

A term to describe a man ejaculating a kidney stone into a woman's vagina, typically painful and very, very bloody.

I had a kidney stone, so i did Stone Cheeks to sandy (roughed up her cheeks) blood went everywhere it was basically a car wash

by Rionox February 21, 2023

Stuper stoned

So stubidly HIGH that the only way to describe your feeling is to say it as fast as possible. So. Super. Stupid high. ALL IN ONE ! Score! Asnore! Zzzz

Super stoned what the f*** do you put in the s*** cuz I'm stupid and I'm stoned stuper stoned is for the elders.

by Stuper stoned June 7, 2019

Kai Stone

Kai stone is the softest of all beta pussy ass soy boys. Always getting hurt because he’s soft af.

He looks extra small and soft next to JahBull

Wow yours arms are so small and soft you must be a Kai stone

by C4king April 27, 2022

internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011