T-Dump

Donald Trump, "T" is for his last name and "Dump" is what he is.

Smart PeopleZ: T-Dump is the worst! Boo T-Dump! He's manipulating people! The election wasn't rigged! Boo!

by My Pseudonym 30333 April 20, 2022

Jaws Dump

When you crap so much, that "you need a bigger bowl".

"Oh man, I had WAY to much of that fiber cereal. I feel a "Jaws Dump" coming on."

"Just don't expect me to come in and look at it; and make sure you've got the damn plunger this time!"

by Quint1978 April 26, 2013

tweet dump

The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status

I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump

by Mr. Twitterpoop May 12, 2011

Dino Dump

When you take the fattest, rock solid shit, that it opens up your asshole a tiny bit.

Guy 1: I just had the fattest shit ever that my asshole feels numb. It felt like a rock when it came out.
Guy 2: You just had a dino dump.

by TheWrathOfDaddy June 20, 2018

Amish Dump

Pooping without the benefit of electronic entertainment, i.e. the way everybody pooped before smartphones, tablets and portable handheld game consoles existed.

I totally forgot to charge my phone last night, so this morning I got stuck taking an Amish dump.

by Skurj September 05, 2017

Donald Dump

A Donald Dump is a big, steamy pile of shit.

Tim: Hey Brody, I had to take a massive Donald Dump today man.
Brody: I bet your bowels are relieved, nothing like a good Donald Dump.

by PartyMonkey2000 November 18, 2022

Covid Dump

A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.

The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.

Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!

Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.

by Ahsential37 April 23, 2020