Dumps at dawn

When you wake up and immediately have to take a shit

The gunslinger woke up early with a case of dumps at dawn.

by CountChocula89 October 6, 2013

Joggle Dump

When attempting to deffocate a "snag" occurs forcing you to jog or move in place, thus aiding the release of the feces.

Jogging, shaking and/or moving vigorously during deffocation thus producing a "Joggle Dump". Most likely developed by canines which also partake in walk-a-dumps etc.

by randotron March 8, 2011

Jaws Dump

When you crap so much, that "you need a bigger bowl".

"Oh man, I had WAY to much of that fiber cereal. I feel a "Jaws Dump" coming on."

"Just don't expect me to come in and look at it; and make sure you've got the damn plunger this time!"

by Quint1978 April 26, 2013

scrooge dumped

When a boyfriend/girlfriend dumps you right before Christmas because they are too cheap or too uncommitted to buy you a Christmas present. It usually occurs between Thanksgiving and will last until February 14th.

Roger : I'm sorry, but things aren't really clicking between you and me right now, with all this family stuff and all. I hope you understand. I need some space. It's not you, it's me. I'll call you after Valentines day.

Me : (I've just been Scrooge dumped!)

by Robyn Bankx December 14, 2010

Skunk and Dump

When you rip a deadly fart and leave the party.

Victim: Oh Shit! He skunk and dump.
Perp: Later! (Already in the hallway)

by bebopinator December 27, 2011

Diesel Dump

The art of putting a S#!t load of diesel down an hot exhaust and watching the white oily goodness erupt!

Sayer grab the Diesel Dumper, i have the Jerry we are going to dump this Excell!!
MANNNNNNNNNN

by PR35TY November 16, 2011

Sympathy Dump

noun
1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.

Friend- Hey man, yesterday I was texting Katy, and the entire time she literally would not stop talking about her problems with people, holy tittyslaps

You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?

Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.

You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.

by The_Honey_Badger December 31, 2014