by Not aperson2 September 15, 2021
Get the coopermug. by hbsdfhsf,jha November 7, 2019
Get the Coopermug. when your teammates push for you to get a full scholarship by themselves when you’re doing good as a walk-on.
The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.
by Coop Dupe September 7, 2023
Get the The Cooper Guaranteemug. cooper is a great guy, he's always there for you, and will never leave you. he's really athletic, but short. he's super good looking too. he's the most loyal person you will ever meet. he makes out for the best boyfriend you will ever have! sometimes he's crazy, but the good crazy. he doens't talk bad about other people, or talk behind your back. everyone nneds a cooper!
by arwlou16 December 2, 2020
Get the coopermug. A gay man who has blue balls and is addicted to war hammer / a gay man who is to blame if anything goes wrong
by ArloOmg January 13, 2024
Get the Coopermug. the sexiest person alive. his beautiful brown eyes won’t disappoint you. he’s funny and smart. he always has a huge penis, sometimes a vegan penis.
by sooooosexyboy May 19, 2019
Get the coopermug. cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman
Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much
by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025
Get the cooper likes over-aged womenmug.