Peter Sleepered

Someone asks you to borrow your chapstick, and when you get it back its all mashed up and horrible looking.
Almost as if it was raped.
Dude I just let Tucker borrow my chapstick, and he totally Peter Sleepered it!
by LawlSavannahLawl February 20, 2009
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Peter Maximoff

The man I am gayest for. He’s absolutely gorgeous , he’s funny, a kleptomaniac, inpatient, cheeky , a little bit of a shit but that’s cute. And he’s just a good guy always willing to help!
Girl: Omg Peter Maximoff is so hot 🥵

Boy(me) : SHUT UP HES MY HUSBAND 🤬
by Gay_simps4peters February 03, 2023
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Peter Brunner

Peter Brunner is a capping computer sciene teacher that teaches the kids at the BBZW. Peter Brunner is really capping and he has drip.
"Peter Brunner is not telling the truth right now."
by Urs Nussbaumer January 21, 2021
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Peter Boob

An old man who checks out the health segment of the news in hopes of seeing mammogram pictures.
Look at that bunch of Peter Boobs, why don't they just watch Internet porn like the rest of us?
by Lance DangerTits October 07, 2016
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Evan Peters

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.
Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."
by evan peters wifey mama November 01, 2022
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peter braun

Very popular in mvms because of how nice he is. He is a asshole most of the time though and thinks he’s tough he’s mad skinny and is only good at sports cause his father forced him.
by Dumbass2004 July 04, 2019
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Peter Parker

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon
My phone Peter Parkered and I need to call my boss in five minutes!
by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 02, 2018
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