Jon

When a Chinese dude asks you what math you're good at, so you slap him with semen and run away like Brus Lee.

The other day I was with a guy who said he was an airline pilot so I pulled a Jon

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

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Jon

Jon is god. Jon created all. Jon is seen as a monkey to the blind eye. He may be a piece of paper but jon see's everything.

Jon may sometimes control his relatives to enacted his wanting. Such reletives are Jamie and bobby jon.

Praise Jon today. If you join the Jon religion praise Jon and don't insult him. Every Wednesday is Jonday as that's the day Jon was born

Speaker 1: today's Jonday
Speaker 2: yes we all love Jon

Speaker 1: praise the monkey God

by anonymous March 24, 2022

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JON

he is a ranga

"do you know jon?"
"he he that ranga"
"ya, thats him."

by jonlikesmen October 6, 2022

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jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

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Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.

Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.

by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012

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The Jon-a-thon

a person who is slightly brown and has a tendency of stealing t.v's. Hobbies generally include whale and/or shwamper hunting. Most people tend to clap when is in the general area as it a funny metaphor for his medical record.

He's definitely The Jon-a-thon

by TheSancho December 30, 2010

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