Joe Allen'd

This is the act in which a person is decimate in the midfield of a football pitch. When one gets Joe Allen'd they have been destroyed as a human and become lifeless.

Lads did you see Pogba get Joe Allen'd last night?

by Luke Gibson November 29, 2016

joe dudek

When you pump twice and bust a nut

"Man last night I gave Shelli a Joe Dudek"
"Bro, that's not a good thing"

by Rolltidero July 3, 2017

Joe the Show

One whose wild claims of supreme ability cannot be disproved.

Joe the Show, "When I was seventeen I balanced four eggs on top of each other."

by Scott Hughes January 9, 2009

Joe Tacopenis

Trump’s rude and incompetent attorney, who personifies the term, ‘Dick’.

There he goes again, Joe Tacopenis is once again lying fort Diaper Donald Trump.

by LaughingAloud May 8, 2023

Joe Chema

Joe Chema is a man of many Mysteries and no one knows who exactly this person his but his name is often yelled for random reasons or just for fun.

Ex “Joe Chema” said Deebs, “who is this dude man?” Says his friend

by Joe Chema September 3, 2021

an uncle joe

When you shit yourself on an airplane after drinking coffee and have to throw your underwear away.

I almost pulled an uncle Joe but I made it in time! That was close.

by Jbone2020 November 4, 2018

joe thomas

A person who likes other people's moms

My mom is hoping there will be lots of Joe Thomas's at the concert. She's hoping to get some.

by Urban Jeans June 17, 2015