Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.

Julie Andrews is a two-time magical cracker actor.

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fagic magic

gay sex

when two men really love each other they will make fagic magic

by muffinpigeon January 25, 2018

magic taco

When a woman inserts magic mushrooms into her cooch.

Susie wanted Tom to eat her magic taco, so that they could both get high.

by schoonmaker July 27, 2019

Dick Magic

When a girl says one minute she's not giving it up so you put the charm and then the next min she's ready to go .

Girl, i was so pissed at him, I told him no sex this weekend, but buy sunday morning he had me wanting it so bad I gave it up. He must of used the dick magic on me.

by Hotpoketz November 12, 2018

Alabama Magic

Incest.

"Boy there's a lot of Alabama Magic going on in your Family."

by AlabamaBoy2 February 20, 2019

Magic mcghee

The act of someone opening up someone else's ass and puking it it then drinking it out with a strawl while ticklike the other persons nutsack

I'm gonna give u the magic mcghee

by Dixie normus uh uhh May 1, 2018

the magic flute

An opera written by Mozart in the 18th century in which a young prince, Tamino, embarks on a journey to save his princess, Pamina

person one: What's that opera with the bird guy again?
person two: Mozart's "The Magic Flute"

by UnoriginalIdiot28 May 25, 2019