magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.

"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"

by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014

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Magic Johnson

To overcome an illness or sickness

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."

by Smiggy Balls January 3, 2019

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magic-miking

When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).

John: Hey babe wanna go magic-miking?
Ashley: Yes

by PLAyer.4nomyNOUS May 12, 2020

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Magic Closet

A closet where 2 people go in, and 3 people come out. Sometimes threesomes occur, and sometimes even more.

Steve: Hey Harold, did you see those ladies go into the magic closet just a second ago?
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...

by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp March 11, 2015

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A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”

David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”

by Clitty January 27, 2020

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Magical Plants

Magical Plants are what you put in your bong to get baked as fuck. You call them magical plants so if your parents over here you, you can pretend that your talking about Jack and the beanstalk. If your fucking retarded and haven't caught on magical plants are weed.

Bruh wanna smoke some magical plants and eat some chocolate lucky charms?

by Jstu May 27, 2018

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