White boys™️

Finley’s number one fear

Ewww, White boys™️, I only like grinch boys

by Vive_la_art January 1, 2019

White Jonathon

When you insert cocaine into your urethra before having sex.

Mark: "Hey you hook up with Angie last night?"
Steve: "Yea man I gave her the White Jonathon"

by Scuba Supreme April 4, 2023

White collar cowboys

The best heken band ever

-Yo doggy did you cop the dirty mountain cd by the white collar cowboys?
-yeah doggy’s it’s amazig

by Big daddy Dave June 12, 2018

White whale

Someone or something you absolutely loathe and despise for taking everything from you.

Girl "Oh hey meet my boyfriend "
Male THE WHITE WHALE

by Shadow-aron January 24, 2023

white slice

When two people aren't going out but they're more than friends - the real life equivalent of "it's complicated" on Facebook

Person A: Is B going out with C?
Person D: Nah, he's her white slice

They are white slices

by laucrux December 16, 2013

White People Looking

When you look around for something but not actually searching. I.e, you don’t look underneath surfaces and you pretend you found new land.

Damn, Christopher finally found his juul after throwing a hissy fit but it actually wasn’t his because it was mango flavor. He was white people looking.

by Princest June 23, 2025

Speak white

What some English-speaking Canadians say to French-speaking Canadians. Utterly racist and absurd, for Mediterranean people are white.

- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.

by Chón August 27, 2024