Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

mrs i love a walrus

this is a woman who is married to a walrus, walrus fucker, she has a strange body-never before seen on this planet oddity. She has tits that come round corners before she does. This oddity also loves goats, and married men, if you see this creature DO NOT look directly at it as your eyes will fall out!

-I seen something in the zoo yesterday and i was sure it was Mrs I Love a Walrus!

-Did you see that thing in the back of that car?......I could of sworn it was a Mrs I Love A walrus!!!

by the odd shape fan club January 25, 2008

Pulido loves Erin More

Very loving boyfriend who enjoys spending time with her. Can be very stubborn but she wouldn't have it any other way. Nintendo fan and caring friend. Enjoys Math and wants a Major in it. Career shall be architecture to build his dream house. I love you more babe. Have I mention how much I love you lately? More than you can ever love me :)

Proven fact on how much Pulido loves Erin more.

by PrinceChaos21 May 19, 2011

i love you timmy

timmy is the type of guy that is the bestest bf of all time and if you dont know him youre a loser. <3

Person 1:Hey are you dating an i love you timmy?

Person 2: No Tommy!
Person 1: Ohh , well then youre a loser so i gotta go...

by australia94 July 4, 2011

South African Love Squad

What happens when a South African Death Squad gets old and useless. They stop hitting random drunk people, start drinking wine instead of rum and start using useless buzzwords in unnecessary places in a conversation.

South African Death Squad - Im trying to filter out all this noise in this noisy data im examining. God dam all this noise, I wish it would be less noisy.

Colleague of South African Death Squad - Is that noisy data annoying you? Do you want to hit it like usual?

South African Death Squad - No I just feel really sorry for the data, I wish I could give it a cuddle

Colleague of South African Death Squad - Your such a South African Love Squad these days.

by Pik Botha November 20, 2010

babe, i love you

what you say to your girlfriend when she's pissed at you to get her to stop blubbering and suck dick already.

"you know i hate when you're angry at me... babe, i love you... yeah, that's it...."

by whatthefickityfuck November 30, 2011

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.

We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."

by Samchester April 12, 2013