...if you ask me

But I **didn't** ask you, so quit flappin' yer gums!

Whenever someone says, "...if you ask me" at the end of a rant-'n'-rave-statement, he is acknowledging that he is feeling ignored. Do NOT encourage him by making ANY response or acknowledgement whatsoever --- this is merely a "fishing" statement to see if anyone's willing to listen to his whiny crybaby blather, so if he senses that anyone at all is even mildly receptive to him, he will not shut up for the next hour! You've been warned.

by QuacksO December 28, 2021

you been cut

dumped; dropped; left.

Maan you won't leave me tha f*ck alone.. you been cut!

by iknowunvme April 30, 2004

you havent lived

when someone has not lived their life to the fullest due to them not experiencing something which I have

ah, christian, youve never played dont speak with 3 different speakers?
christian, you havent lived!

by jack barker February 11, 2004

nobody loves you

when you are lonely like a man with no arms tring to touch yourself in the bed at night.

kid 1: are you gay?
kid 2: yes.
kid 1: nobody loves you!

by 1232 wendy's June 9, 2021

the only ____ here is you

a complete baboons way of a comeback

1: you retard
2: the only retard here is you

1: lol k

the only ____ here is you

by a username that hasn’t been- June 13, 2021

Fuck you mother Fucker

To tell someone your pissed at them and or for no reason at all just for the hell of it.

Black guy 1: ha ha your gay you bitch
White guy 1: Fuck you mother Fucker!
Black guy 1: *Pulls out gun* what bitch
White guy 1: put that shit away bitch before i shoot your ass
Black guy 1: with what bitch?
White guy 1: *pulls out Desert Eagle* this bitch
Black guy 1: ok fine ill back off
Qhite guy 1: *shoots black guy 1 in the head then steals money from black guy 1*

by sam bewley February 17, 2008

you me carpark now

Words (often used in Australia) used to affirm (or sometimes indicate) intentions of concluding an argument outside, usually with fists. Since alcohol-fueled arguments generally take place in crowded hotels, many fights are taken outside to the hotel's parking lot to minimise harm to bystanders and reduce the number of potential witnesses.

Often synonymous with the american phrase "let's take this outside" in relation to fighting words.

Also the name of a segment on the show "Blokesworld" relating to self-defence in the event of a fight.

Person 1: You've been pissin' me off all night - you wanna step outside?
Person 2: I'm up for it bitch - you me carpark now!

by gibbo67 May 31, 2006