Shimmying their asses off

When a massive event is happening and you don’t have just the fear of missing out (FOMO); you’re literally missing out.

1. My friends are shimmying their asses off at that huge party while I'm fucking grounded after I falsely accused of that dumb fight at school!
2. They're shimmying their asses off at the Super Bowl in NOLA when I'm stuck at home and forced to pirate the game.

by Weber Areiv November 16, 2025

jerk off station

Computer

Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house

by Young Jazzy Yo October 24, 2023

Far Off

Could also be used as Fuck off

"i do what I want, far off"

by bangwhochan August 9, 2025

off your ends

You're a bit crazy.

"Did you just punch that person's tit?"

"yep"

"you're off your ends, bruv"

by TdawgMillionaire July 2, 2018

off-ramp

Someone who is trying to maintain a relationship they don't want. Their zodiac sign looks like the off-ramp icon on a map

They keep asking when we're gonna break up but they won't break things off, I think they're just an off-ramp

by platrelefs December 11, 2024

off cob

When one is to go so crazy in any particular activity that there kernels are to fall out.

"That was fucking off cob dude"

by Westy Jesus March 24, 2017

off campus

Arguably the best class you'll ever take as a senior or a junior in high school. You can go home early or even go to school late depending on the campus classes you told your principal to request.

Look at all those senior homies having off campus classes while I'm in my English class. Drats, I wish I was a senior too.

by Aedyn February 23, 2020