German Poo Sex

A sexual act involving two or more persons, in which at least one party involved must participate using a loud and resonating German accent. Ideally, the individual is also of German descent.

A specialized derivative of "scat".

There must've been a scat party here because it smells like shit. Probably a session of German poo sex.

by pervatosaurus April 21, 2009

Makeup Skype Sex

When two people in a long distance relationship get in a fight and resolve it by haveing screen chat sex. Aka Skype sex, these types of activities are typically only seen by poeple inhabiting the state of New Jersey.

My girlfriend is pissed because she punched some dude in the face and got punched back and i didnt call after... so now i gotta have makeup skype sex with her

by thetwombler February 19, 2011

sex slave movement

A movement that seeks to make it legal to own sex slaves. there is one faction of it that wants to have ordinary sex slaves. Another calls it crude sex slavery and instead wants to establish the hetaira sex slave system it is called thehetaira movement. Another faction wants to make all women sex slaves.

John is for the sex slave movement.

by Deep blue 2012 August 3, 2010

cajun sex toy

a cajun sex toy is when a girl dosent have a dildo so she gets a crawfish, breaks off the claws, and puts the crawfish tale in her pussy and lets the crawfish flap its tale so it feels like a dildo.

"I forgot my didlo at home so I just used a cajun sex toy"

by wedhuewuidhew February 8, 2009

mad sex dog

Usually a girl named madison. Is willing to sleep with anyone or anything! Considered "easy to get". This girl is not into dating. She just loves to have those one night stands. She is the girl who will go to a club and bring back at least 5 guys.

I fucked this mad sex dog last night.

by nhs1979 October 15, 2010

lazy eye sex

someone having sex with a lazy eye

joe had lazy eye sex with his girlfriend

by joe gorigo November 18, 2006

Joy of Sex beard

A beard similar to that of the illustrated male character in the book "The Joy of Sex." Specifically it is a full coverage beard with slight shag along the bottom of the jaw and dark in color.

Dude, you should shave. You're lookin' pretty shady with that Joy of Sex beard.

by The Guy behind The Guy May 10, 2008