by Cactusman34 January 8, 2016

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.
Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
by superdada May 8, 2018

by imoanLikeAMice July 31, 2022

-Someone who cements their bottom into a couch all day, rear end sown into the living room to simply do nothing.
-A large portion of food, usually fatty and innutritious.
-A large portion of food, usually fatty and innutritious.
Tom decided to not go outside today and just butt bomb around the apartment.
I've ordered Buffalo Butt Bombs for the table!
I've ordered Buffalo Butt Bombs for the table!
by Shane Sackson December 29, 2020

by psudeom January 30, 2018

Otherwise known as the “Joe Fallon” It is a case where u forget to whip ur ass and ur butt becomes itchy
by YaMom69 December 30, 2021
